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Mediasaurusrex OLD SCHOOL MEDIASAUR PLAYER

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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:23 am Post subject: CLASH OF THE TITANS |
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Is filming.
Wow.
If I was Ray Harryhausen, I would be irritated.
Geek Tyrant dropped the following info:
Leading the international cast is Australian actor Sam Worthington as Perseus, the mortal son of Zeus, king of the gods. Worthington will next be seen in this summer’s “Terminator Salvation.” Liam Neeson takes on the role of the mighty Zeus, and Ralph Fiennes plays the role of Hades, god of the underworld, who feeds on human fear. Rounding out the cast is Gemma Arterton (”Quantum of Solace”) as Io, Perseus’ mysterious spiritual guide throughout his journey; Mads Mikkelsen (”Casino Royale”) as Draco, who takes up his sword to join Perseus’ quest; Jason Flemyng (”The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”) as Acrisius, a one-time king-turned-hideous beast; and Alexa Davalos (”Defiance”) as Andromeda, a princess doomed to lose her life if Perseus does not succeed.
There are set pics with the full article HERE I didn't photobucket them because they aren't exciting at all. _________________ www.mediasaurs.com  |
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Mediasaurusrex OLD SCHOOL MEDIASAUR PLAYER

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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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SAM WORTHINGTON AS PERSEUS:
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Spinal Villain METALSAUR

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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:50 am Post subject: |
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SIGH.... _________________ Dirtdiver
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Trapani MCP

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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:17 am Post subject: Re: CLASH OF THE TITANS |
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| Mediasaurusrex wrote: |
Liam Neeson takes on the role of the mighty Zeus
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WRONG, should have been Mickey Rourke as Zeus.
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and Ralph Fiennes plays the role of Hades, god of the underworld, who feeds on human fear.
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WRONG, should have been Mickey Rourke as Hades.
I know they can't cast him in both roles, but they could have at least got one right.
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Mediasaurusrex OLD SCHOOL MEDIASAUR PLAYER

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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:58 am Post subject: Re: CLASH OF THE TITANS |
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| Trapani wrote: |
I know they can't cast him in both roles, but they could have at least got one right.
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They can't cast him in both roles. WHY? They should have cast him in all 3. Perseus, Zeus and Hades. POINT BLANK
ROURKE IS MANLY ENOUGH TO DO IT AND PULL OFF A 60 MILLION OPENING WEEKEND
He would probably do it all for under 20 mil too. _________________ www.mediasaurs.com  |
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sithlord DARK LORDASAUR

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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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This is currently the funniest and best movie thread we have.
I should've made it.
Liam Neeson will make a good, (towering) manly Zeus IMHO. Neeson can bring in the maniless.
Rourke as Hades or Perseus should've also been a given in this equation.
I really like the original, so this re-make (of FAILure) had better be damned good for me to even acknowledge it in theaters or DVD.
*Follows trend*
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Mediasaurusrex OLD SCHOOL MEDIASAUR PLAYER

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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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Rourke vs Neeson?
ROURKE HANDS FORKING DOWN
I don't know that Mr. Taken can do it. Actually, MR. TAKEN MAKES ME ANGREEEEEEE
Rourke as the king of gods is beyond fitting.
Rourke as the man with the ballage to handle a wench like medusa is on-point.
Rourke as the god of the underworld is a foregone conclusion.
*forwards thread to b*tches who are sullying the good CLASH OF THE TITANS name*
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sithlord DARK LORDASAUR

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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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I wasn't implying a Neeson vs Rourke.
Just stating that I think Neeson will be an above average (atleast) Zeus. I may be wrong, but I (or we) won't know til the movie is out.
Rourke isn't in the movie anyways.
End rant.
*watches new SW trailer.*
*Feels the Darkside flowing through him*
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Mediasaurusrex OLD SCHOOL MEDIASAUR PLAYER

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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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Of course Rourke isn't a part of the equation.
And you sir, need to feel the manliness of Rourke flowing through you...like the force. I was trying to come up wuith something gayer sounding, but I think that just about sums it up.
I am being silly. The very idea of pitting Rourke against Neeson is like dropping a caterpillar on an red and hive. IT IS A FORGONE CONCLUSION THAT THE CATERPILLAR IS GONNA GET MUNCHED.
Caterpillar = Neeson BTW. _________________ www.mediasaurs.com  |
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sithlord DARK LORDASAUR

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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Mediasaurusrex wrote: | And you sir, need to feel the manliness of Rourke flowing through you...like the force. I was trying to come up wuith something gayer sounding, but I think that just about sums it up.
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Oh great, the last thing I need on my mind, before a trip to San Fransisco is your GAY Rourke sex fantasy with me.
Lovely.
I'm ok with da Darkside.
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Trapani MCP

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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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Does this sexual fantasy involve Rourke in a Thor costume using his hammer?
copy and paste this:
it becomes:
MADASFOK
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sithlord DARK LORDASAUR

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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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^^^Ahem, I'll have you know, I have a friend nick-named THOR (as he looks alot like him).....so, uh, yeah....gonna have to say NO to that one. Forever.
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Mediasaurusrex OLD SCHOOL MEDIASAUR PLAYER

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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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Anyone can look like Thor.
But who can look like Rourke?
I am gonna spam Hollywood with a series of emails demanding Rourke be in everything.
Also I am going to demand that they re-shoot WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE,PUBLIC ENEMIES, and most of the robot CG shots in TRANSFORMERS so that Rourke can act in them. Yes, Optimus is a big robot, but Rourke is about 900x more manly.
We should also consider getting Schwartenfok outta office. ROURKE FOR GOVERNATOR . _________________ www.mediasaurs.com  |
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Yellowtailshiraz Lurker

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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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This is a stupid f ucking idea remaking this movie.
What the hell is wrong with people?
That Kraken f ucked me up when I was a kid.
How can they do better?
It is a stupid f ucking idea. |
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Mediasaurusrex OLD SCHOOL MEDIASAUR PLAYER

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sithlord DARK LORDASAUR

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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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PLZZZZZ don't make it look like Beowulf.
I see they made the 3 stidgeon ( I think that is how it's spelled ) witches more realistic. 3 old blind witches.
The wife and I will see this, but we really like the original.
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Mediasaurusrex OLD SCHOOL MEDIASAUR PLAYER

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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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Calibos better be HARD AS NAILS.
I mean, since they are stepping to the whole thing, Calibos needs to be completely nightmarish.
He was really something back when the original came out.
Bubo the owl? They should just write that thing out of it. I hope they did, because that stuff was wackjack.
Looks like the Kraken is about the same though. _________________ www.mediasaurs.com  |
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sithlord DARK LORDASAUR

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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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Well, with the updating of technology, the destruction of ARGUS should be top notch. The Kraken should be done justice I hope.....even the original, I thought he was badazzz. _________________
  
     
     
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Trapani MCP

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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:21 pm Post subject: Re: CLASH OF THE TITANS |
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Mickey Rourke
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Mickey Rourke
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Mickey Rourke  _________________ Fokkin managing aircraft and I am mad as fok
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Spinal Villain METALSAUR

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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:50 am Post subject: |
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I agree about Calibos.
The Kraken had better ROOOL!!
REWL I SAID!!!
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primo LURKASAUR NUMERO UNO

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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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I think that Rourke could make that Bubo the owl good. _________________ I am not your cousin |
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Trapani MCP

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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:11 pm Post subject: |
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ROURKE WOULD MAKE EVERYTHING MANLY AS FOK
A while back I just couldn't take the original seriously. I stopped while he was taming the Peggassus.
Too bad, he pulls a number on the Kraken with Medusa's head. _________________ Fokkin managing aircraft and I am mad as fok
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primo LURKASAUR NUMERO UNO

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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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I want to see Rourke do Pegasus, with that long flowing mane and prancing and kicking in the air. _________________ I am not your cousin |
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Mediasaurusrex OLD SCHOOL MEDIASAUR PLAYER

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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:07 pm Post subject: |
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Rourke could do the whole film hands down and it would rip the very fabric of the concept of film that we know.
I can't sit through the original.
When homegirl sits in the cage and the vulture takes her away I am usually fast asleep.
I was trapped in a hotel room a few years ago and it was on. I tried to watch it and I woke up the next morning late for my appointment.
CONCLUSION?
IT IS A FREAKING LULLABY. _________________ www.mediasaurs.com  |
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Mediasaurusrex OLD SCHOOL MEDIASAUR PLAYER

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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:31 am Post subject: |
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Trailer drops today. This should really give us a feel for how bad they slipped up for not making this a Rourke-clone ensemble piece. _________________ www.mediasaurs.com  |
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