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BLACK DYNAMITE: Kung fu parody

 
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Trapani
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:15 pm    Post subject: BLACK DYNAMITE: Kung fu parody Reply with quote

http://www.blackdynamite.com/chilianddonuts
http://www.blackdynamite.com/redband_trailer
EL OH LOL.


Based on "the human tornado's" dynomite character:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OjSK8_p8Pw

DRIVE NIGGA DRIVE!

I have a tag line for people whining about something on the forums:
SHH! You gonna wake the other bitches up.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw the trailer a few months ago for this one.

Mykelti Williamson is in this as William T Michaels or something. I would have to say that Mykelti Williamson is one of my favorite actors. When he puts it down, he puts it down hard. He was in HEAT. He was also Bubba in FORREST GUMP.

As someone who has watched every blaxploitation film ever made (try me), I am curious. But the bottom line is that every blaxploitation film ever made pretty much sucks...so I have to wonder how "good" this thing is gonna be.

Will it be SUPERFLY? Probably not. And SUPERFLY is about as good as the genre gets.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shhh.....you're gonna wake up the rest of the bidges!

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spinal Villain wrote:
Shhh.....you're gonna wake up the rest of the bidges!

MADASFOK

QFT MADASFOK

TWELVE INCHES
OF
COLD
HARD
STEEL
*bang baby*
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS. BROUGHT TO YOU BY BLACK DYNAMITE

This stuff is getting strange.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BLACK DYNAMITE:
KICKING ASS IN THE DOJO


WHO THE HELL IS INTERRUPTING MY KUNG FU MADASFOK
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trapani wrote:
BLACK DYNAMITE:
KICKING ASS IN THE DOJO


WHO THE HELL IS INTERRUPTING MY KUNG FU MADASFOK


Camera games make that thing a LOT OF FUN.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OFFICIAL SITE

Limited release this COMING WEEKEND MADASFOK
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

UNADULTERATED MALT LIQUOR?

LIKE 4 LOKOS?

When “The Man” murders his brother, pumps heroin into local orphanages, and floods the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor, Black Dynamite is the one hero willing to fight all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BLACK DYNAMITE YO'SELF


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

QUOTES PAGE

These guys know how to have fun putting a website together! All of these quotes...wow. All for your Ipod!

I WILL NOT HESITATE TO LAY THE HAMMER DOWN ON ANY CLOWN THAT COMES AROUND MADASFOK

HEAR IT
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WE WILL FRICASSEE THEY HONKEY ASSES!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't wait to be de-educated into full blacksploitation mode.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This film is brilliant.

If you know your blaxploitation (as I do) you see how deep they are digging to hit all of the right notes.

Superfly is taking a pretty big lampoon in this one, probably because everyone knows it. Fred Williamson is being served up here too, hardcore.

This hit those expectations and it has re-watching value like a mutha...

Review TK.

PS. Malt liquor is no good for your johnson.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

728 is the area code of Tapeka Kansas!



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

REVIEWED
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ALL SORTSA RULE-BREAKIN' PICS

































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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nailed it on the HEAD with that review.

A big thumbup the man's butt.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You seen Michael Jai White's public service announcement? Its on Facebook. Hold up....

http://www.facebook.com/notes/black-dynamite/a-message-from-michael-jai-white-black-dynamite-bootleg/217642030800

Dear Black Dynamite fans:

I can tell by watching the activity on the Internet that people around the world are eager to see Black Dynamite.

It is our fans who have helped us get the word out thus far, and we greatly appreciate the love and support they have shown us.

As I am sure you know, an early cut of the movie has leaked on the Internet, and seems to be quite popular. Last I checked, the comments on Twitter and Facebook have been only positive. I love that the buzz on the web is so good, and that we have so many new fans.

But I would like to stress that the version of the film online is NOT the final cut.

The final cut of Black Dynamite, which is currently in theaters, is the way director Scott Sanders and I envisioned the movie. It is the film we are proud of, and the one we want to share with audiences worldwide.

Believe me, if you or people you know like the rough cut of Black Dynamite you saw online, you will love the final cut of the film that is in theaters now.

If you love the version you saw online, then support the film and buy a t-shirt (http://www.blackdynamitemovie.com/store-main).

My sincere thanks.

Best regards,

Michael Jai White (Black Dynamite)



I have heard nothing other than people calling BS. This is like WOLVERINE all over again.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm checking this in sf this weekend, bitches. Expect my review.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hear Michael Jai White is going to be in Oakland this week to promote the thing. I should be there. But I am not. I am here playing DJ Hero instead.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some funny viral vids for BLACK DYNAMITE.

Yo its Black Firecracker TNT with Ebony Explosion and we're out here in the streets to say "Fuck Black Dynamite." Fuck him and his movie that comes out that comes in theaters on October 16.

IN THE STREETS
"F*ck earth wind and fire!"

In this one they
LOOK FOR BLACK DYNAMITE AT HIS DOJO

"Kung-Fu walked the earth!"
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shhhhhh. Click here and thank me later
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