ALICE IN WONDERLAND - A BADASS MOVIE REVIEW What people need to know and understand is that Burton's ALICE IN WONDERLAND is HOOK. Both films are based in the world of famous children's stories and are made by “visionary” directors. Both have the exact same theme of the hero who had adventures in a magical world as a child now grown up and having forgotten everything. Both have the now grown up heroes having to relearn the magic to save the day. Both are also epic fails of filmmaking.
Through the Looking Glass. This would be considered the third part of the story, with the same characters. Yes, the World of Wonderland has been turned into a kid's adventure movie along the lines of Narnia or the Golden Compass. This world is now called Underland, and it's pointed out that Alice had always just mispronounced it. Alice and the Mad Hatter are now action heroes. I'm not kidding.
is proposed to, panics, and runs away only to fall down the rabbit hole. From there we go through the classic “Eat Me Drink Me” antics where Alice grows and shrinks in size. You would think one scene would be enough but not for Tim Burton! For the rest of the film Alice fluctuates in size for no apparent reason except to put her in strange situations such as flying through the air on a hat or standing naked in front of everybody at the Red Queen's palace.
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FINEST We have been waiting for this film forever. Does Antoine Fuqua deliver? The critics have been tearing it apart. We will definitely be sitting down, watching this and bringing Hawke? HOW CAN IT FAIL? It has got to be better than this ALICE IN WONDERLAND trash we have been hearing about... FORUM. |
Kevin Smith has been on the sellout tour for quite some time now. This one is going to take the cake though. Originally entitled A COUPLE OF DICKS, this film just camping. We have been clicking reload. The trailers just aren't doing it for us. Click the link and see more in the FORUM |
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